Our first presenter is a Hollywood legend whose boots Ricky Gervais would not be fit to kiss. And your slightly risky jokes are not threatening because you're one of us. ![]() No it was ruined for me because the little brat was screaming and crying all the way through the film saying, "Who are you?" "You're not my daddy." "Take me back to the park where you grabbed me." I took a five year old to see Toy Story 3 last week. There were some great kids' movies this year. That's because he couldn't get his fat fucking fingers in his stupid mouth. He'd often gorge himself for hours with cheese and cakes. You know Ricky Gervais used to be bulimic. They are widely considered to the most prestigious awards in film. And even though most of the actresses here have eating disorders, that's better than being fat right? The Academy Awards, or Oscars, honor the best in film from the previous calendar year. That ugly dude needs to get a Hollywood makeover, big time. ![]() Why isn't the stocky, fangy, little slob more like us, right? For the same reason he doesn't have botox or suck up to important producers - there's something wrong with him. Yeah, why doesn't he get his teeth straightened and bleached like everyone else in Hollywood? The obnoxious Brit confirmed the figure, adding,"Yes and my dentist hasn't seen a penny." That Ricky Gervais should do more for charity. Mega stars like Angelina Jolie, George Clooney and Ben Stiller brought light to third world poverty and famine and shocked the world with visions of children so hungry they'd been living off dead beetles all their lives. Per an unspoken tradition with Academy Awards emcees, the comedianas the host of movie's biggest night for the third time. No, apart from all the great movies we made this year we continued our life-saving philanthropy. Jimmy Kimmel didn't hold back when he kicked off the 2023 Oscars. It's going to be a night of the most privileged people in the world being told how brilliant they are and thanking God for loving them more than ugly poor foreigners. He's telling them what bald little losers they are. And do you know why? Because comics are ugly.Įspecially that rude obnoxious one who played the Steve Carell part in the English remake of The Office.īut you can all relax because Ricky Gervais is in London. Usually they hire comedians to host The Oscars, but tonight, instead, you get us! Presenting awards tonight will be a string of Hollywood legends and some other actors who have a film out in March or April. It's a daunting task hosting The Oscars but we're not alone. Your dreams can come true in Hollywood too. I want it to be an inspiration to all white people everywhere. The first white woman to play that role since Michelle Pfeiffer. Now that sounds "way out" but wait till half way through this fucking ceremony and you'll start to identify with him.Īnd I'm the new Catwoman. You probably know me from 127 Hours where I play a man trapped in an enclosed space who decides he would rather cut his own arm off than stay where he was. Hello and welcome to The 83rd Academy Awards,Īnd this room is certainly filled will those angels. (James and Anne walk out looking absolutely perfect) Please welcome your hosts for this evening. The 83rd Academy Awards will air on ABC Sunday, February 27 at 8pm EST. After going two years without a host, the Oscars returned to the traditional format for last year's ceremony, recruiting Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall for the duty.To check out Gervais' take on how the Oscar's should kick things off, hit the jump. Jimmy Kimmel returns to host the Oscars on Sunday evening, marking the late-night host's third round as emcee for the ceremony. Reporters on site state that power returned to the red carpet within the hour. Operations at the credentials offices resumed.Īcademy staff informed people waiting for red carpet and show credentials that they were working in coordination with the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power on a fix. Power was restored to the site at roughly 3 p.m. "The Oscars are trying to be more green but this definitely wasn't part of the plan," one staffer told Variety. Sources close to the Academy state that power was swiftly restored in the Dolby auditorium after a brief outage indoors. ![]() The Dolby Theater, which will host the Oscars ceremony on Sunday, is part of the Ovation site. Ovation Hollywood, a shopping area previously known as Hollywood and Highland, saw several key areas go completely dark, including credential and safety offices. Located across the street from the Dolby, the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where many A-list stars get made up for the Oscars red carpet, has been experiencing a series of losses and recoveries in power, reports Variety. Reports of the outage first emerged on Saturday afternoon at approximately 1 p.m. A neighbourhood-wide power outage impacted a stretch of Hollywood Boulevard's robust tourism area, including Ovation Hollywood, the complex set to host the Academy Awards Sunday evening.
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